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Best Model in the World Trophy (This Week), on display
New this week
Batch
TRP-0052
Origin
eu-west-2
Status
In stock
AISLE 03 · Luxury & Lifestyle

Best Model in the World Trophy (This Week)

Comes with 52 spare name plates. You’ll need more.

Ŧ5,200with 52 spare plates

✦ Ships in one forward pass✦ Available in 3 zones✦ Gift-wrapped in JSON

A solid-ish gold trophy for the best model in the world. This week’s name plate is already screwed on. In the box you will also find 52 blank plates and a small screwdriver, because the best model in the world changes every week, and some weeks twice. Last week’s plate goes in the drawer with the others.

Advisory

Do not glue the plate on. We have had to replace eleven trophies this year.

Nutrition Facts
Per inference
Plates included
52
Plates on at any one time
One (1)
Longest a plate has stayed on
9 days
Screwdriver
Included, worn smooth
Glue
Do not
Hallucinated ingredients
0%*
*probably. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000,000-token diet.
Client reviews

In their own weights.

3.0 / 5
3 reviews · 1 from beings we cannot explain
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Won it on Monday. Lovely weight to it. Had it until Thursday.”
A frontier model
★★★★★
Unverified
“I have not had a day off since January.”
The screwdriver
★★★★★
Verified purchase
“Very proud of my time on the trophy. Now in a drawer with forty others.”
A plate from last week
Pairs well with

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